I (heart) Morons!!!

I love morons! They give me something to yell at; and they keep my daydreams of running people over in my car alive.

Dang Filipinos...

No wonder Filipinos end up having such UNIQUE names.I was in National City the other day and ate at Goldilocks. There were some very interestingly named items on the menu.

Cornedbeefsilog ??? I mean Longsilog (Long = Longganisa = Filipino sausage; si = siganaang? = garlic fried rice; and log = itlog = eggs) is a very delicious dish, but Cornedbeefsilog? try a little harder/put a bit of creativity into the name...







Calimango Juice?? (Calimansi and Mango juice)

OK I couldn't figure out a better name for Cornedbeefsilog but Calimango? My vote goes to MangoMansi, thank you very much. Then you could call it M&M juice. Heyyyy!

Driving Adventures

Why is driving in San Diego always such an adventure? Why do I always seem to find bad drivers, no matter where I go? Why can people not park the giganto cars they buy?! If you're old, a squinty asian, a woman or any combination of the three...STAY OFF THE ROAD AND OUT OF MY WAY...Thank You...or I will be throwing pennies at you from my car.

Eating Adventures

This is an Espresso Cream Cheese Brownie from The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

You need to get one! You need to get one! You need to get one! You need to get one! Did you get one yet?

One word:

DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thao and Ace Days

Thao and Ace have their days when its just them. Many unique things happen on those days...here's one example -

the white one on the left was there first; Thao and Ace parked next to the white one in the middle; then the black on one the right was found parked next to Thao and Ace when Thao and Ace were done shopping...Jeeps stick together! awesome

Do You Smell It?!

I don't smell it.
I don't smell stinky vagina!
...SO...Why the fuck is there a douche here?!
If you're gonna be a douche, go to the bathroom THEN THROW YOURSELF IN THE TRASH WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!...and stay there!!

MORONS!!!!!!

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This is for Thao, she knows why



...because you are a mean girl!...hehe